Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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