About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My vagina just recognized that song.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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