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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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