508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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