I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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