C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I said "one day" and that day is not today
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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