Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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