He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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