dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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