This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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