I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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