What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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