I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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