What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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