So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you would pick up someone in the library
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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