walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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