He is an equal opportunity slut.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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