People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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