...so i touched it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
