No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There's always time for handjobs
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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