if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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