I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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