Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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