He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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