Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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