would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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