Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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