1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
its not stalking. its research.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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