Me. At least after what I've been through.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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