I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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