I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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