While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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