By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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