Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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