you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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