and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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