id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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