how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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