More tranny stories later!
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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