I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Sorry about my life...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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