He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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