i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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