The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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