what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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