I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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