Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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