We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
