in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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