brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The ass gains better be worth it
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