its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just high enough for therapy.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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