This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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