i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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