Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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