she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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