Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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