So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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