Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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