Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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