We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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